February 2013
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moving on with life.
NOT.
26 years old and I’m up at 2 am studying for a midterm. Feels a lot like the last 10 years of my life. I need college to end. NOW. Dear God.
December 2012
4 posts
24601!!!!
My niece, my young niece, saw ‘Funny Girl’ on DVD and said, ‘How come you’re...
– Barbra Streisand (via merthurgana)
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November 2012
3 posts
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Most mature married couple ever...
David: the only princesses that matter are the blonde ones. No one wants to see a brunette princess.
Ann: I'm gonna have Belle kick your ass next time we go to Disney.
October 2012
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Retired.
I’m giving up on dating. Oh my god. MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!! They make me so absolutely crazy. I’m so over the games and the confusion that accompanies dating.
Does somebody just want get married and F the rest of it?!
Either that or this is my official coming out announcement.
That’s all.
Thank you.
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Strangers in the night...
Hi.
I’ve abandoned my blog completely. My life is so utterly sucked away by work that I don’t have time to do anything personal…EVER.
It’s time for a change, people!
Anybody got any exciting suggestions? I’ll take any kind of change at this point.
I can’t really leave work until something better is lined up thanks to the lovely little (more like HUMONGOUSssss) bills I have. But I’m over...
September 2012
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It is so liberating not to wear a bra.
That’s all.
Another tumblr update?
Tumblr updates more than any other app in the history of time…EVER.
I just don’t get it.
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August 2012
7 posts
Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl....
– Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
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July 2012
19 posts
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a bouquet of clumsy words: you know that place between sleep and awake where...
– e.e. cummings
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I had no reason to be over optimistic,
But somehow when you smiled
I could...
– 1921, The Who
When I say, ‘I love you,’ it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have...
– Joss Whedon
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Tuesday...a beautiful day for an undie mishap
Bought a new dress. Super cute. Completely see through. Had no idea. Wore it to court today. Went to the bathroom and saw my undies staring back at me in the mirror. Reflected on how classy I looked at the moment. Dumped said undies. And we’re back on track.
Tuesday can return to being dull and uneventful.
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Funkafied
I’m in a weird place.
For a couple of weeks now I’ve had this feeling of just being empty and numb. I don’t know why I’m feeling that way or how to change it. It’s not that I’m depressed or anything like that, its more like a feeling of my life being a never ending routine, a circle. And like all the things I do lead to absolutely nothing.
It’ll...
Are these things really better than the things I already have? Or am I just...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
June 2012
21 posts