January 2011
143 posts
Dear New Years Eve,
I typically hate you because you typically suck.
However, tonight you have the opportunity to redeem yourself.
Please don’t disappoint me.
Love,
Angie
December 2010
126 posts
My mother, the low life
Mom: I did something awful!! I feel terrible!
Me: what did you do?
Mom: I borrowed a sample from Macy's (as she pulls a brand new bottle of perfume out of her purse)
Me: oh my gosh!!!
Mom: I'm gonna return it after the party.
Me: what? Why?! No!!
Mom: it's a test of my character.
Me: don't worry about it, your characters ok.
Mom: it goes to show that anybody could be anybody.
Me: and you are a thief.
Mom: thanks Ang!
Me: anytime mom!
“I wanna take naked pictures. I wanna be prancing around the forest...”
– Kandyce
The thought of having to put on a form fitting...
olivertwisted asked: That scarf is something fierce! Nicely done. Knitted or crocheted? (Not that I know much about either, but thanks to the girl I've learned a little bit (and have become somewhat curious) about needle-based culture.)
*note: Non-drug related needle-based culture. :)
*note: Non-drug related needle-based culture. :)
Monday's to-do:
Stay in bed, knit, catch up on how I met your mother.
Douchebottle?
P: you should try a Douche!
C: aren't douches off the market?
P: no you can get a Douche at the store.
C: I just bought a glass that says "Douchebag".
P: no...this is more like a Douchebottle.
C: a what?
P: a Douchebottle.
A: what an excellent conversation to witness.
shardashian asked: feliz navidad mi amor. i got your lovely card...its hanging on my fridge. <333
Iron Chef is kinda serious....
1-The music.
2-the “iron” chefs all look like major terrorists.
3-the super bald Asian host.
4-the smoke coming out of every corner.
5-the pastry chef that looks like the bad guy in both the Terminator and the Matrix.
I’ve never wanted to be a chef till right now.
Who knew food network was so entertaining?
I’m banned from my bedroom until tomorrow for reasons I wont find out until tomorrow and so this is my 2nd night sleeping out. I apparently have trouble falling asleep out of my bed. It’s almost 3 and I turned on food network hoping I’d pass out watching it and I’m so awake watching Chopped….it’s pretty exciting.
Tuesday's To-Do's
go get dad’s birthday gift (ASAP!!!)
buy my secret santa (DAD) another gift
go home and open new bottle of wine that patient gave me
O.D. on Lost season 6.
LAST DAY OF WORK TILL NEXT YEAR BABY!
a while back
Stef lent me a collection of poems by e.e. cummings. It goes without saying that I fell in love with it, but my favorite of them was this one:
I like my body when it is with your
body. It is so quite new a thing.
Muscles better and nerves more.
I like your body. I like what it does,
I like its hows. I like to feel the spine
of your body and its bones, and the trembling
-firm-smooth-ness...
Option #2
This one’s for Judy, who was the only objector to the other dress. What do you think…do we like this one better?
fartwithheadphoneson asked: Can we just punch the people in the face? All of the people? Together?
I'd like that.
<3
I'd like that.
<3
fartwithheadphoneson asked: Can we just punch the people in the face? All of the people? Together?
I'd like that.
<3
I'd like that.
<3
NEW YEAR'S 2011
I’m hosting a party for NYE, so of course, I have to look fabulous, so I’ve been looking around and this dress is my fave so far.
I want your opinions…YAY OR NAY?
my family's debate on colorful christmas lights
background info: our tree has white lights--dad wants to add colored lights)
me: NO! NO! NO! NO! It's gonna look like a circus....this is not a circus!
dad: I know, but it'll look beautiful.
Jadyn (my 3 year old niece): This is not a circus, but it is a little bit a circus.
putting our Christmas tree up now...
yep…3 days before Christmas Eve.
We’re on CPT (Cuban People Time) big time!
Only in Florida
Do you see muscle-heads with crazy tans and speedos going for a walk in 60 degrees.
“How are we gonna mop? Do you guys have a mopper?”
– Marcela
Is it just me...
Or does anyone else’s body hurt when they drink tequila?
Mine does.
Why?
why, Tumblr, why?
is it just me or is Tumblr being difficult today?
1 tag
currently compiling my wish list.
every year I put a wish list for my birthday and christmas up on the fridge and I even fax it to certain relatives and i never get ANYTHING on my list (with the exception ofa Jane Austen collection that my dad gave me last year). This year, I will be staying true to tradition and making a wish list (which I’m putting together now). I doubt anyone will buy me anything on it.
That being...
The clock.
ohmygod.
i’m gonna try my best to record the ticking of the clock behind me, so you can hear what i deal with 8 hours a day/5 days a week.
“This is a wonderful day, I have never seen this one before.”
– maya angelou
megbphotography asked: oh, and one more thing...
the orthodontist said that drinking wine will take the pain away from my braces, i might need your help.
just sayin'. ;)
the orthodontist said that drinking wine will take the pain away from my braces, i might need your help.
just sayin'. ;)