February 2011
168 posts
January 2011
143 posts
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
fghtffyrdmnstylr:
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
STORY OF MY LIFE.
Friendship is an involuntary reflex.
– Ted Mosby
is it just me
or does sitting down for too long (even in a cushioned chair) make anyone else’s butt hurt?
Anonymous asked: Did you ever run down the hallway of your job (not your house) screaming with your arms swinging around?
just woke up from an hour long nap...
while sitting at my desk.
sleep marks all over my face?
yes.
do i care?
no, not really.
kristenncharp:
GAHAAHAHAHA.
happy thank you more please
watch it.
awesome.
i loved it.
1 tag
i dislike my boss to the maxxxxxxxxx
Suggestions needed!!!
I need ideas for a care package for a man who is a valentine.
Gentlemen, what kinds of things would u wanna receive from a valentine?
Girls, if you have good ideas for a manly care package please feel free to help!!
T minus 3 minutes
and i’m outta here!!!
oh the silliness of us
these are the signatures on 5 different emails that went back and forth between a friend and me. We color coded it.
greenvertigo asked: We could drink some beers and just run down the streets screaming and laughing?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever wanted to run down the halls (screaming), with your arms swinging everywhere? I think you should do it tomorrow.
how to be drunk →
ohheyychrissy:
Giggles.
2 tags
being that I'm a gym buff now
I need to go stock up on gym clothes, right?
Of course.
I’m thinking Victoria’s Secret.
em-brenn asked: Tell us your life story in 500 characters or less!
this just happened
a dad and his kid were walking by my office. I guess the dad was teaching the kid to recognize letters and numbers and so he pointed at a number on my office saying “what number is this?” The kid yelled “5!” The dad responded “No! It’s B!”
early birthday gift to ourselves...
Me and Chris are going to Italy and Greece!
talk to me-talk to me-talk to me-babaaaay!
questions.
stories.
anything you feel like getting out of your system (whether it involves me or not).
first thing that comes to your head.
GO.
i love going to the gym
and using the hip adductor in front of a bunch of men.
…awkward.
i have nothing better to do right now.
i’m sorry if I say ridiculous things…and i do.
i’m almost scared to post this.
be kind.
Christie’s slick moves.
She looks like she’s getting down, but she’s actually checking that her pits are fresh.